12 Things You Don't Want to Hear From Tech Support

12 Things You Don't Want to Hear From Tech Support

12. Do you have a sledgehammer or a brick handy?

11. ...that's right, not even McGyver could fix it.

10. So -- what are you wearing?

9. Duuuuuude! Bummer!

8. Looks like you're gonna need some new dilythium crystals, Cap'n.

7. Press 1 for Support. Press 2 if you're with 60 Minutes. Press 3 if you're with the FTC.

6. We can fix this, but you're gonna need a butter knife, a roll of duct tape, and a car battery.

5. I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.

4. In layman's terms, we call that the Hindenburg Effect.

3. Hold on a second... Mom! Timmy's hitting me!

2. Hang on for a second... I'm not finished reading TrashLaughs.

and the Number 1 Thing You Don't Want to Hear From Tech Support...

1. What's the 'Good Times Virus'... I've never heard of it before!