Call 1-900-ALL-UNIX

Call 1-900-ALL-UNIX

Date: Sat, 11 Apr 92 4:30:4 EDT
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
From: jon@chopin.udel.edu (Jon Deutsch)
Subject: 1-900-ALL-UNIX

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Login name: jon       			In real life: Jonathan R Deutsch
Directory: /home/brahms/usrc/10517  	Shell: /bin/tcsh
On since Jan 30 16:15:10 on ttypf from chapel-ts4.udel.
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Project: To consult where no man has consulted before.
Plan:

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                            Call 1-900-ALL-UNIX
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                   Talk 1-on-1 to a REAL Sun workstation.
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                           No recordings. No AIX.
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It's the REAL THING.

Call NOW, they're waiting for YOUR call.
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"I want to run YOUR process"  -- a real Sun workstation

"Your login makes me tingly all over"  -- another real Sun workstation

"I like users with BIG code" -- "Suzan@sun.900.num"

"Can you find my cntrl-G spot?"  -- "Sherry@sun.900.num"

"Lay your 'pipe', I can handle it"  -- "Marie@sun.900.num"

"I like collecting shells on the boardwalk"  -- "Dawn@sun.900.num"
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                                   CALL NOW!