Declaration of a Software Professional
/* Declaration of a Software Professional */
class CSoftwareProfessional
{
private:
double salary;
long lunches;
float jobs;
char unstable;
void * work;
private:
complex UpdateSkills();
long DownloadPictures();
long PlayNetworkGames(CSoftwareProfessional& OtherProfessional);
public:
short PaintTheManagers();
virtual void
WorkDuringDay() = 0;
long SendMails();
long ReceiveMails();
long Send(CPictures& Pictures);
long Send(CJokes& Jokes);
};
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