Drug Dealers vs. Software Developers
| Drug dealers | Software developers |
| Refer to their clients as "users" | Refer to their clients as "users" |
| "The first one's free!" | "Download a free trial version..." |
| Have important South-East Asian connections (to help move the stuff) | Have important South-East Asian connections (to help debug the code) |
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| Realize that there's tons of cash in the 14- to 25-year-old market | Realize that there's tons of cash in the 14- to 25-year-old market |
| Job is assisted by the industry's producing newer, more potent mixes | Job is assisted by industry's producing newer, faster machines |
| Often seen in the company of pimps and hustlers | Often seen in the company of marketing people and venture capitalists |
| Their product causes unhealthy addictions | DOOM. Quake. SimCity. Duke Nukem 'Nuff said. |
| Do your job well, and you can sleep with movie stars who depend on you | Damn! Damn! DAMN!!! |
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