Funny X-Mas

Funny X-Mas

Säugling in Stall gefunden!

Polizei und Jugendamt ermitteln

Einladung zur Weihnachtsfeier

Merry Weihnacht

'Twas The Day After Christmas

'Twas the day after Christmas and all through the house Children sat slack-jawed, bored on the couch. Wrappings and toys littered the floor, An incredible mess that I did abhor.

Christkind, Weihnachtsmann und Niklaus

Die 10 eindeutigsten Anzeichen dafür, dass der Weihnachtsmann Ihr Kind nicht mag

Weihnachtsgeld

Rumkugeln

Is there a Santa Claus

Es geht wieder los... Frohe Weihnachten!

'Twas The Night Before Christmas - Microsoft Version

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, except Papa's mouse. The computer was humming, the icons were hopping, As Papa did last minute Internet shopping.

Weihnachts-Stress

X-Mas Gedicht

Weihnachten - jedes Jahr dasselbe

Christmas Event Organizer

Message from the CEO

Der Weihnachtsmann kommt in den Knast

Der Apfent

A Christmas Story

One particular Christmas season, a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip. But there were problems. Four of his elves were sick, and the trainee elves just weren't working out. Things got worse...

Barbie and Ken's Letter to Santa Claus

What could Ken wish from Santa Claus?

Dienstweihnachtsbäume

Letters to Santa

Santa receives tons of letters each year and they often contain questions on him. Here's a collection of those questions and his answers...

Weihnachtszeit im Önkelstieg

Santa is a Woman

I think Santa Claus is a woman. I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe he's a she. Think about it. Christmas is a big, organized, warm, fuzzy, nurturing social deal, and I have a tough time believing a guy could possibly pull it all off!

Politically Correct Santa

Twas the night before Christmas and santa's a wreck... How to live in a world that's politically correct? His workers no longer would answer to "Elves", "Vertically challenged" they were calling themselves.

'Twas The Night Before Christmas - Technical Version

'Twas the nocturnal segment of the diurnal period preceding the annual Yuletide celebration, and throughout our place of residence, kinetic activity was not in evidence among the possessors of this potential, including that species of domestic rodent known as Mus musculus.

In the Matter of Bush v. Kringle

Attorneys for Texas Governor George W. Bush filed suit in federal court today, seeking to prevent Santa Claus from making his list then checking it twice. The complaint seeks an immediate injunction against the beloved Christmas icon, asking the court to effectively ban his traditional practice of checking the list of good boys and girls one additional time before packing his sleigh.

Lawyers' Seasonal Greeting

From us ("the wishor") to you ("hereinafter called the wishee")

Jesus and the Elves

And Joseph went up from Galilee to Bethlehem with Mary, his espoused wife, who was great with child. And she brought forth a son and wrapped him in swaddling clothes and laid him in a manger because there was no room for them in the inn. And the angel of the Lord spoke to the shepherds and said, "I bring you tidings of great joy. Unto you is born a Saviour, which is Christ the Lord." "There's a problem with the angel," said a Pharisee who happened to be strolling by...

The X-Mas Files

X-Mas with Mulder and Scully

The Company Christmas Party

I'm happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take place on December 23, starting at noon in the banquet room at Luigi's Open Pit Barbecue. No-host bar, but plenty of eggnog! We'll have a small band playing traditional carols...feel free to sing along. And don't be surprised if our CEO shows up dressed as Santa Claus!

ACLU Announces Lawsuit Against Santa Claus

The American Civil Liberties Union announced today that it was bringing a lawsuit against Santa Claus for violations of the civil rights of children. An ACLU spokesman, Mr. E. Scrooge stated that, "Mr. Claus has been violating children's right to privacy and has been putting that information in a vast database."

The Christmas Trousers

Roy Collette and his brother-in-law have been exchanging the same pair of pants as a Christmas present for 11 years -- and each time the package gets harder to open. This year the pants came wrapped in a car mashed into a 3-foot cube.

Diary of a Snow Shoveler

It started to snow. The first snow of the season and the wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by the window watching the huge soft flakes drift down from heaven. It looked like a Grandma Moses Print. So romantic we felt like newlyweds again. I love snow!

Der X-Mas Roll-Out Projektplan

Rightsizing The North Pole, Inc.

The usual large flamboyant typeface associated with the seasons greetings has been downsized this year commensurate with the trend toward corporate downsizing. The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen have elected to take the early reindeer retirement package has triggered a good deal of concern about whether they will be replaced, and about other restructuring decisions at the North Pole.

A Letter from Santa

Once again, it's Christmas time. I know that you want me to visit your house on Christmas Eve, and I'm fully aware of what you'd like to find beneath the tree. I know these things because, well, because I'm Santa Claus. But there are a few things we need to discuss before Christmas eve, such as your actions and your deeds throughout the past year- your attitude towards others, and the way you carry on.

Aerial Sleigh-Borne Present-Deliverer's Syndrome

On January 2, 1993, Mr. C, an obese, white Caucasian male, who appeared approximately 65 years old, but who could not accurately state his age, presented to my family practice office with complaints of generalized aches and pains, sore red eyes, depression, and general malaise. The patient's face was erythematic, and he was in mild respiratory distress, although his demeanor was jolly. He attributed these symptoms to being "not as young as I used to be, Ho! Ho! Ho!", but thought he should have them checked out.

Santa's New Colleague

Santa Claus will no longer be able to serve Southern United States on Christmas Eve. Due to the overwhelming current population of the earth, his contract was re-negotiated by North American Fairies and Elves Local 209.

'Twas The Night Before Christmas - NASA version

A NASA christmas storie

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