Just some small computer jokes

Just some small computer jokes

Q: What is the difference between a used-car salesman and a computer salesman?
A: The used-car salesman knows when he's lying to you!

A woman had been married four times and was still a virgin. Somebody asked her how that could be possible.
"Well," she said. "The first time I married an octogenarian and he died before we could consummate the marriage."
"The second time I married a naval officer and war broke out on our wedding day."
"The third time I married a Microsoft Windows programmer and he just sat on the edge of the bed and kept telling me how good it was going to be."
"The fourth time, I married a computer technician. He'd sit on the edge of the bed and tell me, "I'll have it up in 30 minutes."