Languages By Keyboard

Languages By Keyboard

• C Programmer: Their '*' and ';' keys are worn out.
• C++ Programmer: Their '>' and '<' keys are worn out.
• Lisp Programmer: Their '(' and ')' keys are worn out.
• OCaml Programmer: Their ';' key is worn out.
• ALGOL Programmer: Their ':' and '=' keys are worn out.
• Forth Programmer: Their ':' and ';' keys are worn out.
• x86 ASM Programmer: Their '%' key is worn out.
• Haskell Programmer: Their '-' and '>' keys are worn out.
• Ruby Programmer: Their 'e', 'n' and 'd' keys are worn out.
• Python Programmer: Their tab key is worn out.
• Smalltalk Programmer: Their 's', 'e', 'l', 'f', '[', ']', ':' and '.', keys are worn out.
• Objective-C Programmer: Their 's', 'e', 'l', 'f', '[', ']', :' and ';' keys are worn out.
• SQL Programmer: Their 's', 'e', 'l', 'c', and 't' keys are worn out. (Actually, 'a','n','d')
• Ada Programmer: Their 'i' and 's' keys are worn out.
• Java Programmer: Their 'p', 'u', 'b', 'l', 'i', and 'c' keys are worn out.
• Brainfuck Programmer: Their '>', '<' and '+', keys are worn out. The letter keys are untouched.
• Perl Programmer: Their punctuation keys (all of them) are worn out. And the letter keys are crisp and clean.
• COBOL Programmer: Their caps-lock key is worn out.
• VHDL Programmer: Their '<' and '=' keys are worn out.
• Fortran Programmer: Their shift keys and 'c' keys are worn out.
• Fortran 95 Programmer: Their shift keys and '1' keys are worn out.
• Erlang Programmer: Their '.', '-' and '>' keys are worn out.
• G-code Programmer: No keys are worn, because there's a rubber keyboard protector (with metal shavings embedded in it).
• There must be examples that cite the space, tab or enter keys, or? compsoc.dur.ac.uk/whitespace/?
• XML Programmer: Their '>', '<', and '/' keys are worn out.
• sh Programmer: The "Ctrl" key is next to the 'a' key.
• Newbie Programmer: Their F1 key is worn out.
• APL Programmer: They have an APL keyboard, and their APL SelectricTypewriter ball is worn out.
• PHP Programmer: The key mapped to '$' is worn out.
• Documentation Editor (using Word): The 'e', 'Ctrl', and 'Alt' keys are worn out.
• Experienced Documentation Editor (using Word): The 'Ctrl' and 's' keys are worn out.
• Documentation Editor (using LaTeX): The '\' key is completely worn out.
• Data-Entry Clerk: The entire numeric keypad is worn out.
• Unlucky Programmer: The 'm', 'o', 'n', 's', 't', 'e', 'r', '.', and 'c' keys are worn out.
• Slacking Programmer: The 'n' key is worn out.
• Slacking, Opinionated Programmer: The 'n' key and the '!' key are worn out.
• Slacking, Opinionated, Obnoxious Programmer: The 'n' key, the '!' key, and the caps-lock key are worn out.
• GWBASIC programmer: The ? key and all the number keys are worn out.
• Windows(tm) programmer: The Ctrl, Alt and Delete keys are worn out.
• Unsure programmer: The Ctrl + 'z' keys are worn out.