Microsoft Restaurant

Microsoft Restaurant

Patron:"Waiter!"

Waiter:"Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support Waiter. What seems to be the problem?"

Patron:"There's a fly in my soup!"

Waiter:"Try again, maybe the fly won't be there this time."

Patron:"No, it's still there."

Waiter:"Maybe it's the way you're using the soup; try eating it with a fork instead."

Patron:"Even when I use the fork, the fly is still there."

Waiter:"Maybe the soup is incompatible with the bowl; what kind of bowl are you using?"

Patron:"A SOUP bowl!"

Waiter:"Hmmm, that should work. Maybe it's a configuration problem; how was the bowl set up?"

Patron:"You brought it to me on a saucer; what has that to do with the fly in my soup?!"

Waiter:"Can you remember everything you did before you noticed the fly in your soup?"

Patron:"I sat down and ordered the Soup of the Day!"

Waiter:"Have you considered upgrading to the latest Soup of the Day?"

Patron:"You have more than one Soup of the Day each day??"

Waiter:"Yes, the Soup of the Day is changed every hour."

Patron:"Well, what is the Soup of the Day now?"

Waiter:"The current Soup of the Day is tomato."

Patron:"Fine. Bring me the tomato soup, and the check. I'm running late now."

The waiter leaves and returns with another bowl of soup and the check...

Waiter:"Here you are, Sir. The soup and your check."

Patron:"This is potato soup."

Waiter:"Yes, the tomato soup wasn't ready yet."

Patron:"Well, I'm so hungry now, I'll eat anything."

The waiter leaves.

Patron:"Waiter! There's a gnat in my soup!"

The check:

Soup of the Day . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $5.00

Upgrade to newer Soup of the Day . . . $2.50

Access to support . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $10.00