Microsoft and light bulbs...

Microsoft and light bulbs...

Question: How many Microsoft engineers are needed to screw a light bulb?
Answer: None!
They just change the standard to darkness.

Question: How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?Answer: They can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.

Question: How does Microsoft support staff change a light bulb?
Answer:
Step 1: What is the registration number of the light bulb?
Step 2: What´s the error message?
Step 3: Have you tried rebooting it?
Step 4: Have you tried reinstalling it?
Step 5: It must be your hardware because the light bulb in our office works fine...