Microsoft

Microsoft

Microsoft Humor Pictures

A collection of funny pictures about Microsoft.

Microsoft Press Releases

Press Releases announced by or containing Microsoft

A Guide to Man/Machine Interface

Great Writer

There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become one of the world's great writers...

Top 10 rejected toll-free MS technical support number

The Last Holdout on Windows 95

Microsoft's $300 million campaign to promote the Windows 95 operating system was meant to be universally effective, to convince every human being on the planet that Windows 95 was an essential, some would say integral, part of living. Problem was, not everyone had bought it. Specifically, I hadn't bought it.

The 12 steps for getting away from Win95

Step by step solution...

Win95 Versus Jesus Christ

If you have half a brain, you can't help but notice the throng of publications, analists and net users declaring Windows 95 the Saviour of the Computer Industry. If you have less than half a brain, you probably believe it.

Windows 98 Source Code

Another insight on Microsoft Windows source codes. This time it's Windows 98.

Windows 95 Upgrade Source Code

Some more source code fun on Microsoft Windows 95.

Microsoft marketing strategy (MARKET.EXE)

Source code of Microsofts marketing program MARKET.EXE

Microsoft Headquartered in South Georgia

Ways things would be different if Microsoft was headquartered in South Georgia

Idiot`s Guide to Windows 95 Ads

Where Microsoft tech bubbles really stands for...

Coincidence?

The real name of "the" Bill Gates is William Henry Gates III. By converting the letters of his current name to the ASCII-values and adding his (III), you get the following...

MS Office nutzen

Bill Gates Quotes

640K ought to be enough for anybody...

Windows Colonia

Microsoft Jokes

Quick fun with Microsoft.

Undocumented Windows 95 errors

The following is a list of undocumented Windows 95 error codes which somehow got overlooked when printing the documentation.

Interesting software ideas

The group shared their favorites. Windows that crack or melt into a slag heap. The MacIntosh IBM DOS emulator that, when fired up, begins to put up a zippy MacIntosh screen, stops halfway down the screen to declare, "Oops? Sorry.

Is Windows a virus?

This is a short analyses on the question if Microsoft Windows is a computer virus.

Windows Unser

Windows Slogans

These slogans were found in the footer of several e-Mails

Fachbegriffe für Windows

Fehlermeldungen in Windows 9x

Bavaria Windows

Wofür das 95 bei Windows 95 steht

End of the world

One day God was looking over creation and He decided that He wasn't really happy with the way things turned out. So He called the 3 most powerfull men on earth, Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin and Bill Gates, to come and see Him.

Microsoft Restaurant

My name is Bill, and I'll be your Support Waiter. What seems to be the problem?

Startrek

If Microsoft made movies...

Have you ever mentioned what happend if Microsoft would produce movies?

Microsoft and light bulbs...

How many Microsoft employees do you need...

Features von Windows 98

Failing brakes

A Microsoft software engineer, a hardware engineer and a department manager were on their way to a meeting in Switzerland. They were driving down a steep mountain road when suddenly the brakes failed.

BillGotchi

Die offizielle Gebrauchanweisung

Bill Gates died

Several stories about God, Petrus and Bill Gates

Bill Gates and General Motors

At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry

Anti Windows

Slogans versus Microsoft

Ältester Berufsstand

Question and answers about Microsoft

Here you can find some questions and answers about Microsoft and their products.

Computermöbel von Microsoft

Bill Gates und der Flaschengeist

Bill Gates bei McDonalds

Bei der Microsoft Support Hotline

Nach oben