Programming

Programming

Another special kind of human: He enters his office not earlier than 12 p.m. and leaves not before his colleagues return in the morning... the programmer.

Languages By Keyboard

How to tell a person's language of choice by looking at their keyboard.

Comparing Programming Languages with Women

If programming languages were women

C Song (Bohemian Rhapsody)

Another song on C using the melody of Queens Bohemian Rhapsody

Write in C (Let it be)

Song on C based upon the Beatles song, Let it be.

Software Professional coded in C++

Definition of a software professional in C++

Kurioses aus Installationsanleitungen

Programmierer auf dem WC

God as a Computer Programmer

Some Important Theological Questions are Answered if we think of God as a Computer Programmer.

Data Processing Definitions

Core Dumped Blues

A Hacker's Version of 'Yesterday'

How did the chicken cross the road

Forgotten Assembly Language Commands

Software Engineering

Software Testing

During a particularly long and painful bout of REGRESSION TESTING our application software, my buddies and I came up with this list of other types of testing we'd like not to see.

The Evolution of a Programmer

from High School to CEO

Drug Dealers vs. Software Developers

The Ten Comandments for C Programmers

Declaration of a Software Professional

C+- (pronounced "C More or Less")

Unlike C++, C+- is a subject oriented language. Each C+- class instance known as a subject, holds hidden members, known as prejudices or undeclared preferences, which are impervious preferences, which are impervious to outside messages, as well as public members known as boasts or claims.

Software Metrics

The software engineering community has been placing a great deal of emphasis lately on metrics and their use in software development. The following metrics are probably among the most valuable for a software project.

Client/Server-Computing And Teenage Sex

Companies are to Client/Server Computing as Teenagers are to Sex

Tao of Programming

Thus spake the master programmer

The Y0K Problem

A very important Latin email dating from the year 2BC has been discovered hanging from a cold, dark, undiscovered strand of the world wide web.

Stroustrup interview

On the 1st of January, 1998, Bjarne Stroustrup gave an interview to the IEEE's 'Computer' magazine.

How thye do it

Statisticans, Algebraists, C programmers and Logicans do it in a different way...

Glass of milk

Somebody left a Glass of milk next to the keyboard. Reactions?

jost.el Logfile

I love You Virus - manuell

Frau oder Freundin?

Die verschiedenen Computerbenutzer

Wie Programmierer ihre Räder bauen

Programmierer und Gott

Real Programmers

Malicious Defines

Do you have a smug bastard of a programmer in your office whose code always seems to work with a minimum of debugging? If so, then heres a few #defines to keep them busy.

The object oriented toaster

If Architects to work like software engineers

Human DNA

For many years molecular biologists have been mystified by the fact that very little of an organism's DNA seems to serve any useful function. I have solved the mystery.

Programmers Jokes

Which language is right for you?

You shoot yourself in the foot.

Rotkäppchen für Programmierer

New programming languages

Creators Admit UNIX, C Hoax

Seven Levels of Programmers

C Hierarchy

Guide to Programmers

Wenn Programmierer Fahrräder bauen würden..

WER jagt WIE einen Elefanten

Programmiersprachen als Automobile

Programmierende Affen

Wie Informatiker Eier kochen

Die sichere Abfrage für den Kantinenbesuch

Die größten Lügen der Software-Entwickler

Die Ballade vom Bitkönig

Phases of Software Development

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