Signs that you've had too much of the millennium

Signs that you've had too much of the millennium

• You just tried to enter your password on the microwave.
• You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.
• You call your son's beeper to let him know it's time to eat. He e-mails you back from his bedroom, "What's for dinner?"
• Your daughter sells Girl Scout Cookies via her web site.
• You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but you haven't spoken with your next door neighbour yet this year.
• You check the ingredients on a can of chicke noodle soup to see if it contains Echinacea.
• You check your blow-dryer to see if it's Y2K compliant.
• Your grandmother clogs up your e-mail inbox asking you to send her a JPEG file of your newborn so she can create a screen saver.
• You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home.
• Every commercial on television has a web-site address at the bottom of the screen.
• You buy a computer and a week later it is out of date and now sells for half the price you paid.
• The concept of using real money, instead of credit or debit, to make a purchase is foreign to you.
• Cleaning up the dining room means getting the fast food bags out of the back seat of your car.
• Your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they do not have e-mail addresses.
• You consider second-day air delivery painfully slow.
• Your dining room table is now your flat filing cabinet.
• Your idea of being organized is multiple-colored Post-it notes.
• You hear most of your jokes via e-mail instead of in person.
• You get an extra phone line so you can get phone calls.
• You turn off your Modem and get this awful feeling, as if you just pulled the plug on a loved one.
• You get up in morning and go online before getting your coffee.
• You wake up at 2am to go to the bathroom and check your E-mail on your way back to bed.
• You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :)
• You're reading this.
• Even worse; you're going to forward it to someone else.