Software Testing

Software Testing

During a particularly long and painful bout of REGRESSION TESTING our application software, my buddies and I came up with this list of other types of testing we'd like not to see:

AGRESSION TESTING: If this doesn't work, I'm gonna kill somebody.

COMPRSSION TESTING: []

CONFESSION TESTING: Okay, Okay, I did program that bug.

CONGRSSIONAL TESTING: Are you now, or have you ever been a bug?

DEPRESSION TESTING: If this doesn't work, I'm gonna kill myself.

EGRESSION TESTING: Uh-oh, a bug... I'm outta here.

DIGRESSION TESTING: Well, it works, but can I tell you about my truck...

EXPRESSION TESTING: #@%^&*!!!, a bug.

OBSESSION TESTING: I'll find this bug if it's the last thing I do.

OPRESSION TESTING: Test this now!

POISSION TESTING: Alors! Regardez le poission!

REPRESSION TESTING: It's not a bug, it's a feature.

SECCESSION TESTING: The bug is dead! Long lives the bug!

SUGGESTION TESTING: Well, it works but wouldn't it be better if...