Ten signs that you're under stress.

Ten signs that you're under stress.

#10 You need to send an e-mail to your Boss in 2 minutes but you need to start up your machine first, which is a NT workstation

#9 You own a computer

#8 You're the network administrator of a network which has 1 workstation, 1 user and 1 server, but the server is a WinNT

#7 Your name: Un der Stress

#6 You're taking a MCSE exam but you don't even understand the English language which the questions are written in

#5 You've been editing 16 articles with MS Word for the whole day, but the current dialog box says "Illegal Operation"

#4 Buying a $1000 product on the web, you've been waiting for the server to response for more than 20 minutes after clicking on the "Confirm Order" button

#3 Your boss is walking in the room while you're looking at a prono site and you just found that your mouse quit working

#2 Your boss ask you to install a reliable Windows 9x system for him

And the number 1 sign that you're under stress is...
You've stocked 50 CPU in your basement and the basement's door has a label reads Intel Inside