The Top 50+ Geek T-Shirt Slogans

The Top 50+ Geek T-Shirt Slogans

• Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.
• COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key
• Buy a Pentium 586/90 so you can reboot faster.
• 2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.
• Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
• Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.
• My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
• C:WINDOWS C:WINDOWSGO C:PCCRAWL
• C:DOS C:DOSRUN RUNDOSRUN
• <-------- The information went data way --------
• Best file compression around: "DEL ." = 100% compression
• The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.
• BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding
• The name is Baud......, James Baud.
• BUFFERS=20 FILES=15 2nd down, 4th quarter, 5 yards to go!
• Access denied--nah nah na nah nah!
• C:> Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
• Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaay..
• Why doesn't DOS ever say "EXCELLENT command or filename!"
• As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
• Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)
• Backups? We don' NEED no steenking backups.
• E Pluribus Modem
• >... File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
• Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny
• A mainframe: The biggest PC peripheral available.
• An errors Impossible! My modem is error correcting.
• CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/n)?
• Does fuzzy logic tickle?
• A computer's attention span is as long as it's power cord.
• 11th commandment - Covet not thy neighbor's Pentium.
• 24 hours in a day...24 beers in a case...coincidence?
• Disinformation is not as good as datinformation.
• Windows: Just another pane in the glass.
• SENILE.COM found . . . Out Of Memory . . .
• Who's General Failure & why's he reading my disk?
• Ultimate office automation: networked coffee.
• RAM disk is not an installation procedure.
• Shell to DOS... Come in DOS, do you copy? Shell to DOS...
• All computers wait at the same speed.
• DEFINITION: Computer - A device designed to speed and automate errors.
• Press <CTRL>-<ALT>-<DEL> to continue ...
• Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.....
• Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue...
• ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!
• E-mail returned to sender -- insufficient voltage.
• Help! I'm modeming... and I can't hang up!!!
• All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
• Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
• "640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981
• DOS Tip #17: Add DEVICE=FNGRCROS.SYS to CONFIG.SYS
• Hidden DOS secret: add BUGS=OFF to your CONFIG.SYS
• Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!
• Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...
• Go ahead, make my data!