Thoughts

  • Back Up My Hard Drive? How do I Put it in Reverse?
  • I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
  • Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
  • When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
  • Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
  • Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
  • He's not dead, He's electroencephalographically challenged.
  • She's always late. Her ancestors arrived on the Juneflower.
  • I wonder how much deeper would the ocean be without sponges.
  • I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
  • Honk if you love peace and quiet.
  • Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?
  • Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.
  • Diplomacy is saying "nice doggy" until you find a rock.
  • A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
  • Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
  • On the other hand, you have different fingers.
  • Change is inevitable. Except from a vending machine.
  • You have the right to remain silent... Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
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