Unix and Linux

Unix and Linux

Of course there are several other operating systems than only that one from Redmond. Some of them are older and much profounder. UNIX and Linux are two of them with a special kind of users and a special kind of humor.

ANIX

Sex the UNIX Way

12 commands you'll never forget.

The ABC's of UNIX

A is for awk which runs like a snail, and B is for biff which reads all your mail...

The UNIX Hierarchy

The long way from Beginner up Wizard

Politically correct UNIX

In order for UNIX(tm) to survive into the nineties, it must get rid of its intimidating commands and outmoded jargon, and become compatible with the existing standards of our day. To this end, our technicians have come up with a new version of UNIX, System VI, for use by the PC - that is, the "Politically Correct."

Fast Food The UNIX Way

Last night I dreamed that the Real World had adopted the "Unix Philosophy."

God logs in

Genesis the IT way

Anti UNIX from MS-Windows Lusers

Addicted to vi

A lyric on vi.

Know Your UNIX System Administrator

There are four major species of Unix sysad: The Technical Thug, the Administrativ Fascist, the Maniac and the Idiot.

A little UNIX shell humor

Tao te Chip

Unix: who(1)'s on what(1)?

A Customer calls a UNIX consultant with a question.

Alice in UNIX-Land

Alice was reading the message on her monitor and beginning to suspect that everything was not as it should be. "Program too big to fit in memory," it read.

UNIX man pages

UNIX Jokes

Linux Slogans

This could be marketing slogans for Linux.

Call 1-900-ALL-UNIX

Pictures

without words

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