What IBM stands for

What IBM stands for

• I wanna be a Mac
• I Became Macintosh.
• I Been hip Motized.
• I Beg Mercy.
• I Believe in Mediocrity.
• I Blame Microsoft.
• I Bought Macintosh.
• I Built Macintosh.
• Icky Blue Machines.
• Idiotic Bull Meter.
• Idiots Become Managers.
• Idiots' Bewilderment Machines.
• Idiots Bought Me.
• Idiots Bumblers and Morons.
• Idolized By Morons.
• I'll buy Macintosh.
• Illustrative of Bad Marketing.
• I'm Being Moved.
• I'm Bloody Mad.
• Immense Bins of Money.
• Immense Bowel Movement.
• Immense Bucket of Manure.
• Imperialism By Marketing.
• Impossible to Become Macintosh.
• Impractical, But Marketable.
• In a Befuddled Manner.
• In Bleakest Mordor.
• In Business for Money.
• Incest Breeds Morons.
• Icreasingly Becoming Moot.
• Incredible Bunch of Muffinheads.
• Incredible Bundle of Money.
• Incredibly Barbaric Marchant.
• Incredibly Big Machine.
• Incredibly Big Monopoly.
• Industry's Biggest Mistake.
• Incredibly Boring Machine.
• Incredibly Brilliant Marketing.
• Inefficient But Marketable.
• Inept Bull Meter.
• Inert Blue Monoliths.
• Inferior But Marketable.
• Infernal Bonehead Machine.
• Infernal Bloody Monopoly.
• Inherently Bogus Measurements.
• Insipid Brainless Monster.
• Insolence Breeds Mediocrity.
• Installed By Masochists.
• Installed By Mistake.
• Institute of Broken Minds.
• Institute of Black Magic.
• Integrated Bad Manners.
• Intensely Boring Machines.
• Interactive Boot Machines.
• Internal Bowel Movement.
• International Ballistic Missile.
• International Big Mouth.
• International Brotherhood of Magicians.
• International Business Machines.
• International Business Manipulators.
• Intrepid Bureaucratic Madness.
• Involuntary Bowel Movement.
• Iron Brain Masters.
• Italian Branch of the Mafia.
• Italian Business Men.
• It Beats Mattel.
• It'll Be Messy.
• It's a Big Machine.
• It's a Blue Monolith.
• It's Better Manually.
• It's Big Money.
• It's Black Magic.
• It's Blue Magic.
• It's Broken, Mommy.
• It's Busted, Man.
• Itty Bitty Machines.
• Itty Bitty Manuals.
• Itty Bitty Minds.
• Itty Bitty Monopoly.
• Itty Bitty Morons.
• I've Been Misled.
• I've Been Molested.
• I've Been Moved.
• I've Been Mugged.