When you know it's time to get away from computers for a while

When you know it's time to get away from computers for a while

• When your thoughts have 3-byte extensions
• When your kids' ages are in MB, as in:
  Andy is 16 Meg, so he'll be able to REGISTER MEMORY soon,
  Julie just turned 12 Meg last month,
  and the baby is 1 Meg now, we're looking forward to her first major upgrade next year
• When shopping, to look at the list of ingredients you want to:
• CD INGRDNTS, and then do a DIR
• You want eyeglasses at least 1280 x 1024 with 2 million colors
• During sex, you inadvertently scream the name of a major hard-drive manufacturer
• You're obsessed with finding a non-glare, low-static screen for your car's windshield
• Even your night lights are on UPS's
• You get beeped, alpha-numeric paged, your office cathes you on your car phone, a server calls your portable phone, and you receive/send a cellular PCMCIA fax, all within 5 minutes
• Instead of dieting you:
  for DOS-based folks, try to DEL a few pounds
  for Windows-based, you look for "Diet for Workgroups"
• You double-click your remote to turn off you TV