Windows 95 Upgrade Source Code

Windows 95 Upgrade Source Code

#include <windows.h>
#include <system_errors.h>
#include <stdlib.h>

char make_prog_look_big[1600000];

main()
{
 if (detect_cache())
   disable_cache();

 if (fast_cpu())
   set_wait_states(lots);

 set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
 set_mouse(action, jumpy);
 set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);

 printf("Welcome to Windoze 3.999 ");
 printf("(we might get it right or just call it Chicargo)\n");

 if (system_ok())
   crash(to_dos_prompt);
 else
   system_memory = open("a:swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);

 while(1) {
   sleep(5);
   get_user_input();
   sleep(5);
   act_on_user_input();
   sleep(5);
   if (rand() < 0.9)
     crash(complete_system);
 }
 return(unrecoverable_system);
}