Windows 98 Source Code

Windows 98 Source Code

/*
                       TOP SECRET Microsoft(c)  Code
                       Project:          Chicago(tm)

                       Projected release-date:

                       Spring 1996

*/

#include "stdio.h"
#include "dos.h"
#include "conio.h"
#include "win31.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"


/*
 Reference:
 Internal memo #99281-95 from:
                       William H. Gates III
                           to:
                       Executive managers Chicago(tm)-project

 William H. Gates III wrote:
 "I have serious doubts about the 'EASY' installation-definition.
  It might prevent customers to think that they actually bought 
  something _good_. Therefore I want the installation-definition 
  to be 'HARD'.


                                               Carry on,
                                                       Bill
 "
*/
#define INSTALL = HARD

void main()
{
       while(!CRASHED)
       {
               display_copyright_message();
               display_bill_rules_message();
               do_nothing_loop();
               if(first_time_installation)
               {
                       make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
                       do_nothing_loop();
                       totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
                       search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
                       hang_system();
               }
               write_something(anything);
               display_copyright_message();
               do_nothing_loop();
               do_some_stuff();
               if(still_not_crashed)
               {
                       display_copyright_message();
                       do_nothing_loop();
                       basically_run_windows_3.1();
                       do_nothing_loop();
                       do_nothing_loop();
               }
       }

/*
 Reference:
 Internal memo #99683-95 from:
                       Executive managers Chicago(tm)-project
                           to:
                       William H. Gates III

 Executive managers Chicago(tm)-project wrote:
 "Dear Sir,
  Since we have found that this last piece of code within the 'if'-statement
  will never execute, we descided NOT to include it in the final code.
  This way we will save atleast another 5 megabytes of consumer-diskspace!

                       Thank you for listening to us,
                           the executive managers of the Chicago(tm)-project
 "

*/
/*
       if(still_not_crashed)
       {
               write_cheer();
               finished();
       }
*/
       create_general_protection_fault();
}