Windows Slogans

Windows Slogans

• Ever noticed how fast Windows runs? Hey, neither did I!
• Windows NT: Windows Nice Try
• This Virus requires Microsoft Windows
• Windows: so intuitive you only need 3Mb of help files
• The sad thing about Windows bashing is that it's all true.
• Windows, from those who gave us EDLIN.
• Pick two: 1) Fast 2) Right 3) Cheap 4) Windows (counts as 2)
• Hi Windows 3.1, bye Windows 3.1.
• Purchasing Windows is an Unrecoverable Application Error.
• New from McAfee: WiScan. Removes all Windows programs.
• Dogs crawl under fences, software crawls under Windows.
• "A copy of Windows 3.1 and 4x4 MB of SIMMs, please."
• Oh, and one more thing
• I don't do WINDOWS!!!
• Windows? WINDOWS?!? Hahahahahehehehe
• Windows IS NOT a virus. Viruses do something.
• Comfortable air-conditioned environment - Do not open Windows.
• AFRAID OF SPEED, GET WINDOWS!
• C:\WINDOWS] DEL *.* I feel better now.
• Computer too fast? Just add Windows 3.1!
• Windows is the best $89 solitare game you can buy!
• Desqview vs. Windows is a NO-WIN situation.
• Windows is for fun, DOS is for getting things done.
• Error:015 - Unable to exit Windows. Try the door.
• Windows is a pane in the ASCII.
• OS/2 VirusScan - "Windows found: Remove it? (Y/y)"