Work vs. Prison
Just in case you ever get the two mixed up, this should make things a bit clearer.
| In prison | At work |
|---|---|
you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell. | you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle. |
you get three meals a day. | you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it. |
you can watch TV and play games. | you get fired for watching TV and playing games. |
you get your own toilet. | you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat. |
all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required. | you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners. |
you must deal with sadistic wardens. | they are called "supervisors." |
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